I've Just..

carrust | 19:41 Mon 10th Nov 2014 | Jokes

6 Answers

..phoned the amputee help line... They cut me off...

Ive..

Answers

1 to 6 of 6

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by carrust. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

tonyav

You shouldn't have got legless before you phoned then, rusty.

Question Author

I got cut off at the knees the last time I put this joke in:-)

Svejk

was it a trunk-call?

Come on, lighten up, it's only an 'armless joke!

Question Author

I'm stumped...

marval

I bet it still cost you an arm and a leg.

1 to 6 of 6

Do you know the answer?