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So the missus had her heart set on a dog. Not what I'd call a decent hound but a Chihuahua. So she got one of these little rats. It kept walking into lamp posts and bollards. It wasn't blind but the fur was growing over its eyes so the better half kept trimming its fringe with a rusty old pair of scissors from the coal shed. The old dear next door was round for coffee one morning and suggested that instead of getting the scissors out every fortnight you get a tube of Immac and rub it into the dog's forehead. So the better half cycled to town as she always does and went to the pharmacy and discretely ordered a tube of Immac. The pharmacist dispensed the required product and advised her not to wash her legs for 48 hours after application. "Oh it's not for my legs" she declared. "It's for my Chihuahua"
"In that case" advised the pharmacist, "I'd stay off the bike for a fortnight"
"In that case" advised the pharmacist, "I'd stay off the bike for a fortnight"
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