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Slapshot | 16:12 Thu 27th Nov 2014 | Jokes
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My sister has a skirt that ‘s almost split in half
And when she walks along the road you can see her calf,
My sister has another skirt that's split right up the front,
But she doesn't wear than one very often.
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It's lucky the kilt that Slappy chose Would expose just the tip of his hose. He has others, of course, That have oft caused divorce: So short that his whole quelque shows! When the Cameron and Osborne, they of the state Found the budget was hard to equate, They levied a tax On women in slacks, In proportion to volume and weight.
16:29 Thu 27th Nov 2014
You are sailing close to the wind!
Sorry, don't get that one.
remember this young gal?

Swiss cat wasn't she - well that thread of Zacs last night and fluffy's comment, now this are clues....

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140531034258/p__/protagonist/images/d/d6/Honor-blackman-pussy-galore-goldfinger.jpg

You must have led a very sheltered life, p2.
Slappy!!!
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Absolutely blackadder.... the gags are funnier out there ;0)
Blackadderv: Certainly have not led a sheltered life, far from it. Just don't get this one.
OK p2, if you are serious, exchange the fourth line with the second line, replacing the last word with a word that rhymes with front.
Cheers Blackadderv: Bit slow today, yep very good.
aaaaaaaaah, got it; it's a kilt!
It's lucky the kilt that Slappy chose
Would expose just the tip of his hose.
He has others, of course,
That have oft caused divorce:
So short that his whole quelque shows!


When the Cameron and Osborne, they of the state
Found the budget was hard to equate,
They levied a tax
On women in slacks,
In proportion to volume and weight.
If she is blonde you might get a fair crack in the mouth ?

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