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Driving
Driving to work, a man had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a van in front of him.
Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the box in the road.
The policemen stopped the traffic and recovered the box.
It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.
"I'm sorry sir," the first officer told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver asked what for.
The officer replied, "Tacks evasion."
Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
Fortunately, another officer had seen the box in the road.
The policemen stopped the traffic and recovered the box.
It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.
"I'm sorry sir," the first officer told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver asked what for.
The officer replied, "Tacks evasion."
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