Confession

[McMouse]

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home -but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.”

The man, feeling anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead.

A few moments later, a second text came in, "*** Autospell !! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to ‘your Wifi’."

[Hymie]

Very good

[marval]

lol

[askyourgran]

Lol got to share that one.

[BlackadderV]

On the subject of shooting wives, there is the story of the man and wife playing bridge back in the 1920s. On one hand the wife picked up all thirteen spades, and gleefully called 7 No Trumps, instead of 7 Spades, forgetting that as declarer she was not on lead. She did not take a single trick. At the end of the hand the husband stood up, pulled out his Derringer from his waistcoat pocket and shot her dead. When the case came to court the judge, himself a keen bridge player, directed the jury to return a verdict of justifiable homicide.