Sir Alex Ferguson

[Hymie]

Sir Alex Ferguson is a guest of honour at the Miss World Contest. During the interval, the judges and contestants are mingling over drinks when Sir Alex is approached by the voluptuous Miss Venezuela. She tells him that in her village everyone admires him for the trophies he has won as a manager. Sir Alex is flattered by her compliment; she then lowers a shoulder strap of her dress to reveal her ample bare left breast – asking him to autograph it for her? More bemused than embarrassed, Sir Alex agrees, then makes his excuses and wanders off.

A little while later, Miss Costa Rica approaches Sir Alex, saying that she has always admired his managerial skills; she also lowers a shoulder strap to her dress revealing her right breast and asks him to autograph it. Again Sir Alex obliges then quickly wanders off.

Much later on, Miss Argentina taps Sir Alex on the shoulder and tells him how much she admires him for the way he motivates his payers – before Sir Alex can say anything, she pulls up her dress and pulls aside her knickers and asks Sir Alex to do the honour of signing this for her.
Sir Alex replies – You must be joking, the last time I signed an Argentinian pudding, it cost me £30 million.

[janbee]

Ha ha