Newspaper

[EDDIE51]

A man is so pleased that his wife is expecting their 1st child that he decides to place an announcement in the local paper to tell everyone their news.
He go's into the newspaper office and tells the clerk what he wants.
''Well done'' says the clerk ''How many insertions?''
The guy looks perplexed and replies ''what has that got to do with you?''

[marval]

lol, what a clever d!ck.