I'm Going...

[carrust]

... To a Swedish pantomime tonight. It's called Snow White and the Sven Dwarves..

[marval]

I went to one about a Swedish group and some robbers.
It was called Ali Abba and the Forty Thieves.

[Baldric]

Make it Stop, Plleeeaaassssssseeeeee!!!!!

[marval]

It will have to be a Finnish one to stop it.

[Baldric]

Oh no it won't!

[marval]

Oh yes it will!

[DTCwordfan]

I hope there's some good music and you can svejk a leg. If you pick a girl up, you may find yourself with or Upsalla.

[frugalfred]

I went to a panto - it had a lad in.

[humbersloop]

^o no it didn't

right, who else is here all week?

[scorpiojo]

Oh yes it did!

[FrogNog]

As a keen skipdiver I'm going to a pantomime tonight. It's called Robin Food

[DTCwordfan]

I struggled to pick up a bottle of water earlier, ready for the panto,
it was an Evian.

[marval]

I saw the one about a gay man in a chemist.
Poof in Boots.

[The Builder]

A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"

[DTCwordfan]

Did you hear about the lonely AB pyromaniac?,
she's still looking for the perfect match.

[FrogNog]

I'm going to a pantomime tonight.
Joseph?
No, I really am.

[DTCwordfan]

Don't ram it down their throats, Builder.....

[humbersloop]

....^^^mopping keyboard moment Builder

[The Builder]

:o)))

[DTCwordfan]

I'm glad I'm not bisexual,
I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

[DTCwordfan]

The Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra provided the music to our Panto.
Half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.