Sob

[maggiebee]

I walked into Asda in Glasgow and there's a man sobbing at the entrance.

"What's up, pal?" I said.

"Nothing", he replied, "I'm the greeter."

[carrust]

Don't gerritt

[maggiebee]

Maybe you need to be Scottish carrust!

[Svejk]

lol, quite good. ;)

[janbee]

I like it Maggie. I doubt if many Sassenachs will get it though.
also... a man goes into a butchers shop in the winter. The butcher is standing in front of a radiator. Customer says " is that your Ayrshire bacon"? The butcher says, "naw, it's ma hands am warming'".

also... man goes into a baker's shop and says "is that a doughnut or a meringue?" Baker says "naw, you're right , it's a doughnut"

[carrust]

OMG, Scottish! LOL

[maggiebee]

Lol janbee

[-Talbot-]

I don't get .........are all Scots crybaby's or summat?

[chrissa1]

That made me, chuckle.

[retrocop]

Talbot,
As a sassenach I may be wrong but I think to greet in Scottish parlance is to weep,sob,or cry.I think I heard my late Scottish m-i-l tell me to stop greeting whenever she visited.

[Slapshot]

Sounds like the wifie that went into a butchers and asked for some venison steaks, butcher said no problem ther are £4.99 each..... she reckoned that was
affa dear

[marval]

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.

"Comfy?" asks the dentist.

"Govan," she replies.


What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography?
Oor Wullie.

[lady-janine]

wel done all of you. just about know enough to enjoy them, however, don't get the baker one. sorry janb guess i'm just not with it.

[BlackadderV]

A meringue = Am I wrong?

[RATTER15]

I just bought 8 legs of venison for £50, I think that was two deer!

Go on work it out!! :-)