Another Scruffy Tommy Joke

Canary42 | 11:04 Fri 19th Dec 2014 | Jokes

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A teacher was asking her young class about Jesus.

"Now class, who can give me where we can find Jesus Christ ?

Scruffy Tommy threw his hand up but the teacher knew better than to go to straight to him, so she chose the class swot, Emily.

Emily said "We can find him in our hearts".

"Very good Emily" said the teacher. "Who can tell me where else we can find Jesus ?"

Again, Scruffy Tommy's hand flies up. The teacher looks around the class but nobody else is offering an answer. She sighs and relents.

"All right Tommy, let's hear it then" she says.

Tommy says "In our bathroom Miss"

The teacher is very surprised and asks Tommy how he knows this.

Tommy replies, "Every morning I hear Dad hammering on the bathroom door and shouting 'Jesus Christ, you still in there?'"