Picky

[marval]

A picky lady customer at a Supermarket's fruit department watches as a new delivery of fresh fruit is delivered.

"Give me two kilo of oranges and wrap every orange in a separate piece of paper, please", the picky lady says to the saleslady.

Silently the sales lady serves the picky customer.

"And three kilo of apples, please, and wrap each and every one in a separate piece of paper, too."

Gritting her teeth, the saleslady once again obliges the picky customer.

"And what is that over there", the picky customer says as she points to a basket in the corner.

"Grapes,, says the saleslady with a big grin on her face, "but they are not for sale!"

[frugalfred]

I'm very grapeful, marval - thanks a bunch!

[marval]

I didn't think anyone would give a fig for this joke.

[frugalfred]

Very ancient joke:
Nun, running down street: "Help! Help! I've been graped!"
Passer-by: "Don't you mean "raped", Sister?"
Nun: "No! No! There was a bunch of 'em!"

[janbee]

:-)