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marval | 19:46 Wed 31st Dec 2014 | Jokes
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My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full.

With either Rum, Gin, or Whiskey.
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
22:34 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Sherry'll make you merry...
19:47 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Cheers, Marval
19:48 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Wine will make you pine....
19:50 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Whiskey makes you frisky...
19:54 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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We all know what Brandy makes you.
19:54 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Wot about Rum!
19:54 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Succumb
19:56 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Whats wrong with ale.
19:59 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Gin makes you sin...
19:59 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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OK Tony if you want to be ale and hearty.
20:01 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Yeah, thanks marval.
was gonna say beer but thought better of it.
20:02 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
22:34 Wed 31st Dec 2014
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:-)
09:07 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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Well no one mentioned brandy...
18:41 Thu 01st Jan 2015

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