Joks

[hemangi46]

which type of jokes you like most..?

[bibblebub]

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark!

[excelsior-1]

good evening hemangi, and a belated warm welcome to answerbank

i am a huge fan of puns and word-play

[Baldric]

Funny ones

[DTCwordfan]

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to share the experience.

How many Jewish people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to light the candles.

How many Floridian lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to tee up a Prince for the experience.

[DaisyNonna]

Puns

[scorpiojo]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb must really want to change.

[janbee]

How many Church of England Synod members does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE??????? !!!

[cupid04]

Knock knocks...

[janbee]

Cupid... just for you..
Knock knock
who's there?
AVON.. your bell's knackered!

[cupid04]

Groan...lol!

Q] Why do cows wear bells?

A] Because their horns don't work!

[bibblebub]

A Scotsman took a girl for a romantic ride in his taxi...She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.

[cupid04]

Q] How many ears does Spock have?


A] Three , one each side of his head and a final front ear...

[zabado]

What does Mr Spock and a toilet roll have in common. . . They both get rid of Klingon's.

[Peter Pedant]

why is kentucky fried chicken like the Labour party ?

because they are both all left wing and ***++les

[sandyRoe]

Knock knock

[scorpiojo]

Who's there?

[TheFrogman]

Nana.

[scorpiojo]

....Nana who?

[TheFrogman]

Nana your business!

[scorpiojo]

Groan