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hemangi46 | 11:16 Wed 07th Jan 2015 | Jokes
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which type of jokes you like most..?
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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark!

good evening hemangi, and a belated warm welcome to answerbank

i am a huge fan of puns and word-play

Funny ones
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to share the experience.

How many Jewish people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to light the candles.

How many Floridian lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to tee up a Prince for the experience.
Puns
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb must really want to change.
How many Church of England Synod members does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE??????? !!!
Knock knocks...
Cupid... just for you..
Knock knock
who's there?
AVON.. your bell's knackered!
Groan...lol!

Q] Why do cows wear bells?

A] Because their horns don't work!
A Scotsman took a girl for a romantic ride in his taxi...She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
Q] How many ears does Spock have?


A] Three , one each side of his head and a final front ear...
What does Mr Spock and a toilet roll have in common. . . They both get rid of Klingon's.
why is kentucky fried chicken like the Labour party ?

because they are both all left wing and ***++les
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nana.
....Nana who?
Nana your business!
Groan

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