I Have

[marval]

I have a friend who's half Indian.
Ian.

I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"

I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself.
No 'fence.
Nun taken.

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.

BBC News : 'Missing eight-year-old found safe.'
But she couldn't crack it.

I've just stolen loads of swimming inflatables.
I'd better lilo.

My friend and I have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.
I won.

My new TV is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second.
I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute.

[Psybbo]

Finally got 'Week off' well done xx

[zebo]

Thank you Psybbo, thought it was just me!

[janbee]

:-)

[jim360]

"I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."

And yet Peter Ebdon still hadn't got to his third shot.