A Biblical Story

maggiebee | 18:02 Fri 16th Jan 2015 | Jokes

4 Answers

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should have met, become friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
While my car is completely demolished, my bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She then hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle,
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too .... men will never learn!