Dfs

[Bazile]

I went to DFS the other day and bought a settee .

The whole process was plain ' saling '

[cupid04]

Don't get it ;-(

[Bazile]

'saling' ?

'sailing' , even

[Postdog]

?

[baza]

DFS equals sales, play on words.

[Postdog]

I get that. I mean it's not funny enough to be considered a joke.

[baza]

not a bad wordplay.

[jim360]

What about if EasyJet announced that next week they plan to install mizzenmasts to all their aircraft?

[Bazile]

//I get that. I mean it's not funny enough to be considered a joke. //

Are you the resident joke police , then ?

[Canary42]

Why do you always have to find an unpleasant epithet for people who don't agree with you ?

[Postdog]

I'm not the joke police, I just have a sense of humour.

[BlackadderV]

I must say that in my pantheon of jokes it does not rank very high, but keep up the good work. God loves a tryer.

[BlackadderV]

What about if EasyJet announced that next week they plan to install mizzenmasts to all their aircraft?

If they do you won't catch me sitting in the crow's nest.

[-Talbot-]

Funniest jokes thread in ages, for all the wrong reasons.

[Bazile]

//Why do you always have to find an unpleasant epithet for people who don't agree with you ? //

Don't be so damned serious - my comment was meant to be light hearted - i admit i forgot to add a smiley face .

In any event please show me examples of 'unpleasant epithets' that i have used as you so alleged

[Old_Geezer]

It probably works better spoken.