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Preschool Vocabulary Lesson

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Ichor | 18:23 Sun 15th Feb 2015 | Jokes
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The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"

The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?

Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."

"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."

Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."

The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."

Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"

The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"

Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely *** my pants."
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Very good
A little boy actually did that at my Junior School -about 50 years ago now but I've never forgotten it. Just rolled out of his trouser leg causing hugh merriment as you can imagine
Poooh, yuk - lol

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