Little Billy (Again)

[retrocop]

Little Billy watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.....

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sp*rm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil

After one day, these were the results.....
The first worm in alcohol - dead!
The second worm in cigarette smoke - dead!
The third worm in sp*rm - dead!
The fourth worm in soil - alive!!

So the science teacher asked the class: "What can you learn from this experiment?"

Little Billy quickly raised his hand and said: "As long as you drink, smoke and have s*x, you won't have worms."

[jim360]

I find some of the things in that story hard to swallow.

[Butterbun]

Good one.