Paddy Gets A Beating.....
Into a Dublin pub comes Paddy Murphy. He looks as if he's
just been run over by a train. His right arm is in a sling, his nose is
broken, his face is cut to ribbons, he’s bruised and he’s walking with a
limp.
"What the Beejayzus happened to you?" asks the barman.
"Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy.
"That little *** O’Conner couldn’t do that to you, he must’ve sneaked
up from behind you or he must of had something in his hand." says the barman.
"That he did!" says Paddy ‘’ A ***kin’ shovel is what he had, and a terrible beating he gave me with it!!!"
"Well,'’ says the barman "You should have defended yourself, so you should. Didn’t you have something in your hand?"
''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty
it is, but useless in a fight."