Little Johnny - -

[gailforce]

- - asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees.
Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks
'Dad what is love juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex.
Johnny sits there with mouth open in amazement.
Dad says 'so what were you watching?'
Johnny replies 'Tennis'.

[weecalf]

SERVES him right for misunderstanding its his own FAULT ,a right SET to.shoulda LET it go .sure there would have been a right RACKET when the kids mum found out Totally out of LINE .

[jim360]

Ace.