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Irishman And Muslim
An air stewardess walked down the aisle with the drinks trolley.
She stopped next to an Irishman in an aisle seat.
"Would you like anything from the drinks trolley ?",she enquired
"Sure I'll have a double Jameson please", replied the Irishman.
"And what can I get you sir?" she enquired of the Muslim man sitting in the window seat.
"Keep your filthy alcohol.I would rather go to heaven and have sex with 20 virgins" replied the Muslim rudely.
"Whoa",said the Irishman,"Hold that drink you never said we had a choice!!"
She stopped next to an Irishman in an aisle seat.
"Would you like anything from the drinks trolley ?",she enquired
"Sure I'll have a double Jameson please", replied the Irishman.
"And what can I get you sir?" she enquired of the Muslim man sitting in the window seat.
"Keep your filthy alcohol.I would rather go to heaven and have sex with 20 virgins" replied the Muslim rudely.
"Whoa",said the Irishman,"Hold that drink you never said we had a choice!!"
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