I Am Not Sure -

[gailforce]

- what the very best thing is about Switzerland


But I do know that the flag is a big plus

[Fanriffic]

And the chocolate LOL ;)

[dunnitall]

The cleanliness, the friendly people, the beautiful scenery and people taking pride in their area and surroundings. That was how I perceived it some years ago.....

[dunnitall]

Yep the flag...*Chortlesplutters* of course, like it! Anymore where that came from?

[-Talbot-]

Crikey, dunitall...that's twice in a hour.

[dunnitall]

Lol Talbot! What on earth is chortlesplutter lol. I put lol several times why would that bring chortle etc? Oh woe is me...and twice in an hour as you say Talbot, I must be on a roll or a sandwich or summat hehe.

[dunnitall]

Hic, does red wine dull the brain more than gin??

[DTCwordfan]

A Swiss guy, in Colchester, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Essex girls are waiting.

"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.

The two Essex girls just stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"

The two continue to stare.

"Parlare Italiano?"

No response,

"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"

Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first Essex girl turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?" says the other gal, "That bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."

[dunnitall]

Like that DTC....I didn't get caught this time....lol.

[-Talbot-]

They can't have been real Essex girls if they knew he had spoken in four languages.

[DTCwordfan]

Agree, talbo, maybe Surrey ones......