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How Many A B Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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sunny-dave | 11:29 Sun 22nd Mar 2015 | Jokes
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One to post a question about why it's all gone black.

One to report the question as inappropriately racist.

One to post a sarky comment about "why not use google - do you think we've got all day to answer your questions?"

One to insist on full details of light fitting, voltage, operating system, inside leg measurement ....

One to ask if Tony is around?

One to say "he's at work"

One to moan at clique taking over simple request for information.

One to point out that question is in CB, so anything goes.

One to post amusing picture of penguins changing a lightbulb

One to report this as demeaning to animals

One to explore limits of swearywordfilter by posting OMG For Funks Sake ROFL IMHO

and ...

Buenchico to post full details of train times from Smolensk to Vladivostok ...
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Great post, Dave, but for . . . >>>Buenchico to post full details of train times from Smolensk to Vladivostok Ridiculous! I'd never do a thing like that! Oh, BTW, you need the 0701 service from Smolensk to Moscow Belorusskaja tomorrow morning, arriving at 1145. Then you need to get across Moscow for your connection from Moscow Laroslavskaja at 1350. Take...
16:56 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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And Daisy while your at it, Psyb....x
20:50 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Enter spelling police again...x
20:51 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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I forgive you all ...

[ dave makes wallet/watch/spectacles/testicles sign ]
20:51 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Bless you Dave, Lol!
20:52 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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why has diz gone????

And venator for the blessings, peas - he's the AB site shaman.
20:54 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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That was good Dave, lol. And nobody had a go at atheists or Ukip.
20:56 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Just making sure all exigencies covered
Could wait for the explosion and summon the fire brigade
Swoon at the sight of them
20:56 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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What about the one Grammar Nazi to cover the dodgy grammatical errors??
20:59 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Oh yeah one member of the fun police to tell up to stop enjoying ourselves too much
21:00 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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And one to say 'This ain't chatterbank you know'.
21:03 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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and one to say you must use English....
21:04 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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I hate being forgiven, Dave......especially by sniffy, grumpy, argumentative long legged toads........!

Never stopped you, Slappy......☺
21:04 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Gawd, she's determined to get an answer removed.
21:06 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Awa an' beil yeir heid ...
21:06 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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You forgot how many peeps to change a light bulb in gness's shed...
21:08 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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off to bed night
21:10 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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You too, lanky!

Cupid......I'm sixty four.....you think I light up the shed?....Soft candlelight at my age......☺
21:10 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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Goodnight Psybbs
21:14 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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G'night Psybbo.
21:15 Sun 22nd Mar 2015
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G'night John-Boy
21:15 Sun 22nd Mar 2015

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