What Does?

[marval]

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?



The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

[excelsior-1]

groan! you are just prolonging our saffron

[Arksided]

Not forgetting the ground pickwick peppers.

[retrocop]

I'm getting my cardamon on and going down the pub.

[Baldric]

Is this a Seasonal Joke?

[excelsior-1]

hold on retrocop, i'm cumin with you

[marval]

This joke is showing it's age

[excelsior-1]

i could offer some sage advice, marval

[marval]

I have some new money, it was only minted yesterday.

[retrocop]

So I said to my wife Megan,"There was this nut, Meg ,on AB today telling a joke!"

[marval]

I like growing old I lovage.

[retrocop]

Megan thinks I am the salt of the earth

[excelsior-1]

i mustard mit, this is fun

[retrocop]

If these get any cornier someone will Bay for blood!!

[excelsior-1]

what a caper this is

[marval]

I used to be a redhead, that's why they called me ginger.

[excelsior-1]

i'm sorrel to say, i cannot thnk of any more

[retrocop]

I just heard that old song on the wireless"we are going on a tuppeny bus ride" by Anita Harrisa.

[excelsior-1]

I heard the bee-Gees. "chive talking"

[marval]

My friend is sergeant at arms in parliament, he gets to carry the mace.