A Tramp - - -

excelsior-1 | 15:23 Sun 05th Apr 2015 | Jokes

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- - - comes up to the front door of a very expensive house and raps gently on the door. When the rich owner answers, the tramp asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days."

The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal."

So the tramp goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in."

The tramp says, "Thank you very much. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a porch you got there. It's a BMW."