Speedboat Inventor

[Stephen_G]

The Inventor of the Speedboat passed away earlier today. His Funeral will be held next Tuesday followed by a Wake.

[DTCwordfan]

Break out the schooners, slappy......

[excelsior-1]

excuse me, while i go to the kitchen and warm myself up a bowl of tomato sloop

[DTCwordfan]

just take your rod, excel, and see if you can ketch some fish.

[marval]

Oh buoy this joke does make me beam.

[excelsior-1]

...... should be plain sailing from here on

[marval]

Knot sure about that.

[tonyav]

No I think it's on the rocks, excel.

[excelsior-1]

are you halyard to say that, marval?

[marval]

I am going to log all these answers.

[Prudie]

Well I just hope his wife doesn't see all these remarks, it could destroyer

[excelsior-1]

oh frigate! i wish i'd thought of that one

[tonyav]

Yeah she might just deck someone for these remarks.

[marval]

Oh dear, just when we were making some headway.

[excelsior-1]

looks like we're all in the same boat now, marval

[Slapshot]

Fill a schooner with a fine port for me DTC.... and don't harbour any thoughts of the wrong glass

[Prudie]

Yep you're cruising for a bruising

[Slapshot]

either that or Barquing up the wrong tree

[marval]

Now, I fancy a game of bridge

[tonyav]

I can't fathom this thread out.

[Prudie]

Don't go overboard with galleons of booze