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Stephen_G | 20:04 Fri 10th Apr 2015 | Jokes
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The Inventor of the Speedboat passed away earlier today. His Funeral will be held next Tuesday followed by a Wake.
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Avatar Image DTCwordfan
Break out the schooners, slappy......
21:58 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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excuse me, while i go to the kitchen and warm myself up a bowl of tomato sloop
21:58 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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just take your rod, excel, and see if you can ketch some fish.
22:00 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Oh buoy this joke does make me beam.
22:00 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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...... should be plain sailing from here on
22:01 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Knot sure about that.
22:03 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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No I think it's on the rocks, excel.
22:04 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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are you halyard to say that, marval?
22:05 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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I am going to log all these answers.
22:05 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Well I just hope his wife doesn't see all these remarks, it could destroyer
22:09 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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oh frigate! i wish i'd thought of that one
22:11 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Yeah she might just deck someone for these remarks.
22:13 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Oh dear, just when we were making some headway.
22:14 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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looks like we're all in the same boat now, marval
22:18 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Fill a schooner with a fine port for me DTC.... and don't harbour any thoughts of the wrong glass
22:19 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Yep you're cruising for a bruising
22:20 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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either that or Barquing up the wrong tree
22:21 Fri 10th Apr 2015
Avatar Image marval
Now, I fancy a game of bridge
22:23 Fri 10th Apr 2015
Avatar Image tonyav
I can't fathom this thread out.
22:24 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Don't go overboard with galleons of booze
22:24 Fri 10th Apr 2015

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