I Think

[marval]

I think my partner is going insane.


He said "Honey, can you unload the dish washer please?"


Next thing you know, he'll be asking the marmalade to take out the bins.

[Svejk]

We have a kurd to do that.

[Jackdaw33]

That'll be a lemon kurd.

[tonyav]

Well at least he didn't ask the baby.

[excelsior-1]

he only wanted to get himself out of a jam

[excelsior-1]

- - - - to conserve his dignity

[marval]

I think he had some sauce though.

[excelsior-1]

trying to ketchup with us, marval?

[marval]

Yes excel , am getting in a pickle trying to find new answers.

[excelsior-1]

well, my condiments to you anyway

[marval]

Thank you, you are the salt of the earth.

[excelsior-1]

oh grain!

(sorry - groan)

[DTCwordfan]

Oh dear, so corny and flakey, I'm on a no-carbs diet too.....