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retrocop | 10:43 Sat 18th Apr 2015 | Jokes
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> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon.
> He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.”
>
> A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day.
> They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
>
> So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti
> Homini, et Tuti Femini" – “Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.”
>
> The day after, a Gay Rights Group approached the Pope.
> They said that they noticed that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and
> asked if he could also bless gay people.
>
> The Pope said, "Sure."
>
> The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with,
> "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
>

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- - - then a group of italian female opera singers wanted to be included

so he added "et tuti carmen"
Chuckle ..
Then the chimney sweeps wanted to be mentioned, so he added tuti sooty.

as did the local burglars club - - "et tuti looty"
The posh people wanted in too, so he added Tuti snooty

and the local owl sanctuary staff - - "et tuti hooty"
And the Miss World entrants, Tuti Beauty


and the local amphibian experts - - ' "et tuti newty"
And the knitters of babies socks, Tuti Booties

and my sexy young neighbour - - "et tuti cutie"

his local cobbler - - - "et tuti booty"
Then people from an African country complained.

So he added Tuti Djibouti.


i think the pope realised that he had a "tuti duty" to all of those people

and the woodwind section of the rome philharmonic orchestra - - -

- - - "et tuti flutey"
and by now he is tuti-ly fed up so he told the rest to tuti scooty!
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Boy. Do I really love this section and the people who contribute to it. Thanks all I love the fun and happiness I get from it. xx

as do i, retrocop - thank you for kicking this one off
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You are sincerely and tutti welcome. :-)

GROAN!!

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