Tuti Homini

[retrocop]

> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon.
> He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.”
>
> A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day.
> They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
>
> So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti
> Homini, et Tuti Femini" – “Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.”
>
> The day after, a Gay Rights Group approached the Pope.
> They said that they noticed that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and
> asked if he could also bless gay people.
>
> The Pope said, "Sure."
>
> The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with,
> "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
>

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

- - - then a group of italian female opera singers wanted to be included

so he added "et tuti carmen"

[chaptazbru2]

Chuckle ..

[marval]

Then the chimney sweeps wanted to be mentioned, so he added tuti sooty.

[excelsior-1]

as did the local burglars club - - "et tuti looty"

[marval]

The posh people wanted in too, so he added Tuti snooty

[excelsior-1]

and the local owl sanctuary staff - - "et tuti hooty"

[marval]

And the Miss World entrants, Tuti Beauty

[excelsior-1]

and the local amphibian experts - - ' "et tuti newty"

[marval]

And the knitters of babies socks, Tuti Booties

[excelsior-1]

and my sexy young neighbour - - "et tuti cutie"

[excelsior-1]

his local cobbler - - - "et tuti booty"

[marval]

Then people from an African country complained.

So he added Tuti Djibouti.

[excelsior-1]

i think the pope realised that he had a "tuti duty" to all of those people

[excelsior-1]

and the woodwind section of the rome philharmonic orchestra - - -

- - - "et tuti flutey"

[Quoi]

and by now he is tuti-ly fed up so he told the rest to tuti scooty!

[retrocop]

Boy. Do I really love this section and the people who contribute to it. Thanks all I love the fun and happiness I get from it. xx

[excelsior-1]

as do i, retrocop - thank you for kicking this one off

[retrocop]

excelsior-1
You are sincerely and tutti welcome. :-)

[excelsior-1]

GROAN!!