Election Dinner Party

[lindapalmara]

Now the Elections are imminent. How about a dinner party menu

STARTERS

Ukippers on toast, marinated in Kentish Ale
Leanne Wood-smoked Welsh rarebit

FISH COURSE
Scottish Sturgeon caviar. May break up the meal early.

MAINS
Deep fried Ed Balls in a Red Ed wine sauce
Clegg of Lamb - goes with everything

SIDES
Small plate of Greens - locally sourced

DESSERT

Eton Mess - a conservative choice.

FOR ENTERTAINMENT AN EPISODE OF DADS ARMY
starring:

Nigel Farage as Capt. Mainwaring
David Cameron as posh Sgt Wilson
Ed Milliband as Private Pike 'stupid boy'
Ed Balls as Private Walker
Vince Cable as Private Godfrey
Nick Clegg as everyone else?

[zebo]

Nick Clegg as the Home Guard man, full of his own importance but fairly irrelevant.

[jno]

come straight from Tory HQ, this one?

[Canary42]

STARTERS

Soup from one of the many soup kitchens.

Osborne double dip.

MAIN

Big Society Burgers, all in It-together gravy

West Ham pie (not Villa)

DESSERT

Clegg turnover

Rich Boardroom biscuits

ENTERTAINMENT - TWO FAT-CAT LADIES

Starring Cat Cameron and Fluffy Farage

[steg]

You forgot coffee and sour grapes

[marval]

I like it