Ouch

[marval]

After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with a man in the front seat.

The man is screaming and shouting.

In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says.

"Calm down sir, it could be a lot worse. Your wife, for example, was thrown out of the front windscreen and onto the road."

The man replies "Yes! But did you see what she had in her mouth?"

[DTCwordfan]

Similar one to the infamous lawyer one

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"

[marval]

Good one DT

[maggiebee]

Ha ha, had to read that twice marval before the penny dropped.

[tonyav]

Wasn't Gillian Taylforth was it ;-)

[excelsior-1]

hope he was an RAC 'member'