I Can

[marval]

A young English couple decided they needed an au pair, and arranged for a girl to come over from Northern Finland.

When she arrived, the wife asked, "Can you cook?"

"No," said the girl, "My mother always did that."

"Can you do housework?" asked the wife.

"No, my oldest sister always did that."

"Well," said the wife, "You'd better just look after the children."

"I don't know how," said the girl. "My youngest sister always did that."

"What can you do, then?" asked the wife, in desperation.

"Well," said the Finnish girl brightly, "I can milk reindeer."

[tonyav]

She sounds a bit of a tit to me.

[maggiebee]

Aaww pull the other one!

[DaisyNonna]

Reply : Nobody can create milk from rain and Calling me dear is disrespectful

[Georgiesmum]

She sounds as much use as a chocolate fire guard!

[excelsior-1]

- - does she have any udder talents?