Bad English

[RATTER15]

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

[Zacs-Master]

So,your relationship came to,a full stop then?

[DaisyNonna]

What sentence did she impose?

[tonyav]

Did she see it as a capital offence.

[PankySmooch]

Comma gain?

[marval]

Did you live in a semi?

[Prudie]

How rude :-)

[Zacs-Master]

Hyphen idea you're not telling us everything.

[Prudie]

She probably thought you were a bit of a dipthong

[DaisyNonna]

Did you correctly understand her parts of speech?

[PankySmooch]

I'd have to question her about it and put a stop to it.

[DaisyNonna]

Did you explain to her that your English might be transitive?

[Quoi]

I dont think the the problem was the comma, you were just a pain in the ***.

[Svejk]

You're lucky her parentheses didn't catch you.

[1ozzy]

Good thing her grammar didn't catch you at it.