Spicing Things Up...

[cupid04]

A husband and wife want to spice up their love life, so they agree to watch some porn together. But it doesn't do anything to get the wife in the mood for love. 'It's just not very realistic,' she explains. 'The plumbers who come to our house have much smaller ***.'

[marval]

lol

[1ozzy]

So which tradesmen have the biggest tools?

[excelsior-1]

fence builders, 1ozzy - - because they 'guarantee a satisfactory erection every time'

[cupid04]

Years ago where I live there were two sign-written vans...one was advertising aerials...'Satisfaction with every erection' and a carpet-fitter whose said...'get felt one day, laid the next!

[tonyav]

Did they both come to your house, cupes ;-)

[cupid04]

I'm not that kinda girl tonee ;-)

[Buenchico]

Aerial fitters don't seem to change much over the years, Cupid ;-)
http://www.tvaerialinstallationessex.co.uk/

Although they might eventually reach an age when they need a bit of scaffolding for support ;-)
http://www.pegasusscaff.co.uk/about-us

[tonyav]

Of course your not, cupes ;-)

[tonyav]

Well done, Chris.

[cupid04]

Is there nothing that Chris don't know....

[Buenchico]

I'm an expert on things that are rare and of little importance, Cupid.

That, regrettably at my age, is why I'm writing about erections ;-)

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[cupid04]

;-)