Best Friend

[Canary42]

A guy joined his mates in the pub looking very glum.

"What's up" they asked him.

"It's terrible" he replied, "I got home early today to find my wife having sex with my best friend, I ask you, my best friend"

"What did you say to him", they asked.

""Bad dog, bad dog" of course", he replied.

[Svejk]

Weren't 'you' suspicious when she kept giving him bones?

[1ozzy]

Time to buy the dog his own rug.

[magicmick]

Is that what they call puppy love? lol

[1ozzy]

Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get poor Rover a bone.
When she bent over
Rover drove her
And gave her a bone of his own.

(Guessing this may disappear)