I Make No Apology For The Next Joke, Given That My Dad Was Irish !

[mikey4444]

A customer asked a sales assistant, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords .... .... "

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[-Talbot-]

Something in common at long last.
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1097148.html

[mikey4444]

aelmpvw...someone sent this to me last night and I am still giggling !

[Svejk]

That's the wurst joke I've ever seen on here.

[MargoTester]

Conchita Wurst?

[rsvp]

Love it !

[mikey4444]

Margo...nothing could be worst than Conchita Wurst !

[Baldric]

Is that not Racial Stereotyping?