Pirate Jokes.

[Georgiesmum]

What did the pirate say when he got his wooden leg stuck in a freezer

Shiver me timbers!
Where did the pirate buy his breadmaker from?
Arrrgos!

[Tilly2]

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!

[melv16]

2/10 tilly

[Tilly2]

I know, pathetic, wasn't it.:-)

[DaisyNonna]

Why was the pirate confused?
He caught a parrot fish.

[B00]

What's a frisky pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty :-)

[tonyav]

What's cap'n hooks favourite store.

The second hand shop.

[Quoi]

A pirate's Favourite caribbean island?..... Jamaicarrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Tilly2]

Are we all googling the same site....Pirate jokes?

[tonyav]

What has eight arms and legs.

Eight pirates.

[Tilly2]

Yont, that's terrible!

[scorpiojo]

What football team do pirates support?
Arrrrrrrsenal

[Tilly2]

Garrrrrrrrrrd!

[Captain2]

Stick to crosswords Jo? ;0))

[Sam1960]

A Pirate walks into a bar and says ........
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Who put that there.... !!

[scorpiojo]

Lol^

[SirOracle]

A single pirate leapt aboard a ship,and
the ship's captain stared at the lone pirate
and said "Where are your buccaneers " ?

The pirate retorted "On my ------- head."

[DaisyNonna]

What is a pirate's favourite game?

Baseball if he is American.

[Tilly2]

Best joke to Sir O!

[scorpiojo]

How do you resuscitate a pirate?
C P Arrrrrrrrr

[Marshwarble]

Why should you not trust a gay pirate?

He buried his treasure with an X.