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marval | 17:52 Fri 07th Aug 2015 | Jokes
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I ordered some white vegetables on line the other day.

I waited for two days but they never did turnip.

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looks like that's shallot

17:56 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Did they have to come from swede n ?.
17:56 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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They said they had bean
18:07 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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As tony would say, 'They soy yam cumin'.
18:58 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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They clearly didn't know their onions.
18:59 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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I've got one I could lentil to marrow.
19:02 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Our delivery man hides behind the beans and peas .
19:02 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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I know I know. That was a bit melon cauli.
19:05 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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I think that deserves a raspberry, Togo.
19:06 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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And here's me thinking it was a peach.
19:11 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Just don't ask about my cherry.
19:13 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Why are you getting fruity?
19:15 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Lettuce have no more of the prunes peas
19:15 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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I carrot stop laughing at all your answers
19:51 Fri 07th Aug 2015

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