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The Happy Couples..!!
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Husband and wife ...
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book helped you most in
your life?”
“My husband’s cheque book.”
A prospective husband is in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband –
the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling,
Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
Wife: “I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.”
Husband:” I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.”
Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.”
Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.”
Again, the next day, he says the same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband:
“Since last week, you are saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up ...
What’s the matter?”
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind you…"
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book helped you most in
your life?”
“My husband’s cheque book.”
A prospective husband is in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband –
the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling,
Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?”
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
Wife: “I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.”
Husband:” I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.”
Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.”
Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.”
Again, the next day, he says the same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband:
“Since last week, you are saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up ...
What’s the matter?”
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind you…"
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