The wife of a tough Scottish farmer was told that, for a long life, she should add a sprinkle of gunpowder to her porridge every morning. She followed the regime religiously and finally passed away at the venerable age of 113.
She left behind 8 children, 15 grandchildren, 17 great-grandchildren, 5 great-great-grandchildren, and a 200 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.