Heart Attack...............

[Shaglene]

A blonde got home from work early & heard strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushed upstairs only to find her husband lying naked on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asked. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cried the husband.The blonde rushed downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she was dialing, her four-year-old son came up and said, "Mummy, mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she got no clothes on" The blonde slammed the phone down and stormed back upstairs into the bedroom, right past her writhing husband, ripped open the wardrobe door and there was her sister, totally naked, cowering on the floor. 'You rotten ***', she screamed. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'