Eye, Eye

[maggiebee]

A man who lived in the block of flats thought it was raining and put his head out of the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand.

He looked up and saw a young woman looking down. "Is this yours" he asked. She said yes and asked if he could bring it up. The man agreed.

On his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink and a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said "I have had a marvellous evening would you like to stay the night?" The man hesitated then said "do you act like this with every man you meet?"

No she replied "only those who catch my eye".

Boom boom - I'll get my coat!

[weecalf]

Was it an optical alluring

[LochNessMonster]

Sob Sob !

Seen the Dee result yesterday, seem to be a great game. Love to the blue side of Dundee. x

[marval]

HaHa

[melv16]

I knew a bloke who ate a glass eye on every Monday morning. He said it saw him through to the weekend.

[Shaglene]

Like it.........

[Togo]

Then there was the bloke divorced his cross eyed wife. He said she was always looking at other fellahs.

[Svejk]

good one.