Ebay

[maggiebee]

Paddy was selling his pet python on eBay

Some bloke rang him up and asked "Is it big?"

Paddy said "Massive."

The bloke says "How many feet?"

I'll leave the punchline to you!!!

[marval]

My snake slithers, he doesn't have feet.

[retrocop]

Duh. Sorryy. I forgot to say it was a multi amputee Python in the Ad.

[Canary42]

Amazing coincidence - I was on the bus today when a youth got a big python out of a bag on to his lap - woman across the aisle then protested to the driver who told him to put it back - after claiming it was "only a little one", which it certainly wasn't, he did bag it up again.

I think the poor woman was quite distressed (understandable, snakephobia being quite common). I think if I'd been the driver I would have thrown him off the bus - a most unreasonable way to behave IMO.

[ll_billym]

'Only a little one' I suppose that meant that it didn't have many feet at all then.

[Jackdaw33]

Canary, your tale can be read on two levels, depending on what you mean by ‘python’.

[cupid04]

You pulling my leg...........