Golfing............

[Shaglene]

Jesus, Moses and an old man are golfing, Moses steps up to the tee, squares up and hits the ball right into the water hazard. He walks up to the water, raises his club, and parts the water. He then hits it in for two.
Jesus lines up his shot and hits it right into the water. He walks across the water and hits it in for two.
The old man takes his turn and whacks it hard. Right before the ball hits the water, a fish jumps out and bites the ball. Before the fish gets back in the water, a majestic eagle swoops down and grabs the fish, flying high into the sky where a lightning bolt zaps down from a cloud making the eagle drop the fish. That fish hits the ground and the ball rolls from his mouth right into the hole. PLOP.
Jesus whips around angrily shaking his finger. "Dammit, Dad! If you don't quit screwing around you can't play with us any more!"