If You Protest You Must Be Mentally Ill.
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A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.
Finally one morning he goes to his mum and says, "Mummy , every night I hear you and daddy making a noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him".
His mum is taken by surprise and says "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The little boy says, That won't work"
His Mum says, "WHY?"
The little boy replies "Because the lady next door comes over, after you leave, and blows him back up!!"
Finally one morning he goes to his mum and says, "Mummy , every night I hear you and daddy making a noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him".
His mum is taken by surprise and says "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The little boy says, That won't work"
His Mum says, "WHY?"
The little boy replies "Because the lady next door comes over, after you leave, and blows him back up!!"
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