Financial Planning................
Bert was a single guy living at home with his widowed father and
working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune, when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One
evening at a business meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary
man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll
inherit at least £200 million."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later . . .
she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.