I Wanted

[marval]

I wanted to go and visit Wolverhampton Wanderers' stadium.

So I asked my mate John and his wife Molly for directions.

John didn't know but fortunately, Molineux.

[Svejk]

I thought ewood.

[DTCwordfan]

tony will like this, marval.....


As to Bromwich, they will lose their matches up to Christmas, as you have to hand it to them, every year that West Bromwich Albion Football Club have been in the Premiership, they've always lived up to their initials, and it seems likely they will do it yet again:-

We're
Bottom
Again
For
Christmas


As to Birmingham FC:

Birmingham FC videos - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan. £ 9:99

Birmingham FC bra - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with poor support and no cups. £ 14:99

Birmingham lipstick - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premiership, as worn by the players) £0:99p each.

[frugalfred]

The groundsman should have looked after the Turf Moor.

[DTCwordfan]

Another Birmingham one

The groundsman of the Blues at St Andrews Park rang up Gary Rowett saying there had been a fire.

Rowett replied, 'Good God, did the fire reach the cups?'

'No,' replies the groundsman, "the fire didn’t reach the canteen."

[Svejk]

Yer taking liberties, now, frugal.

[tonyav]

Thanks for the reminder of how many local derby's the Villa will be playing next season, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

well then, tony, your lot have to pull their socks and jocks up.....

[DTCwordfan]

ps - do you get to play Derby?

[zebo]

That Birmingham bra is a copy of the 1970s Leeds bra, all support and no cups. Their keeper was so depressed with their results that he threw himself in front of a bus, but luckily the bus slipped under his body. It was probably a stage coach in the original.

[tonyav]

DTCwordfan
ps - do you get to play Derby?


Most probably, DT.

[janbee]

:-)