It was late in the night when he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires all over, monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. In only a few moments, he realized he'd obviously been in a serious traffic accident.
The lovely nurse gave him a deep look straight into his eyes and he heard
her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Well….can I just feel your t'ts,
then?"