What Do You Call A Blind Antelope

[x-ray]

Answer.....no eyed deer

[coinman]

what do you call a blind antelope with no legs.........still no eyed dear

[Shaglene]

Did you hear about the three deer?
No. Oh deer, deer, deer

[Mamyalynne]

How long are a Reindeer's legs??




Just long enough to reach the ground.

[scorpiojo]

Oh dear.....;o)

[marval]

Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have buck teeth

[scorpiojo]

What did the reindeer say to Father Christmas?
Nothing, they can't talk.

[Mamyalynne]

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?




Because he was tied to a chicken!

[marval]

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer

[scorpiojo]

How do you get into Rudolph's house?
You ring the deer bell.

[scorpiojo]

Lol marval

[shoota]

What do you call a castrated, legless, blind Antelope?

(No, it's not 'Lucky'.....)

Still got no effing eyed deer

[Mamyalynne]

And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ….
These jokes will sleigh you!

[marval]

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!

[marval]

What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope.

[scorpiojo]

What do you call a three-legged reindeer?
Eileen

[marval]

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!

[vulcan42]

Sixteen answers on blind antelopes, staggering.

[shoota]

18

[scorpiojo]

Which reindeers have the shortest legs?
The smallest ones.

[tonyav]

What do you call a three legged reindeer.




Eileen.